Go away DJ Fuckingloser

I get an obscene amount of friend requests from really shitty rappers on Myspace.

In fact, I'd even say that I'm a shitty rap magnet.

I wonder what it is that makes shitty rappers think that I would listen to their music.

Or that I even listen to rap for that matter.

Is it my profile playlist of all indie rock or electropop?

Is it the Elvis photo?

Maybe it's the Mark Ryden painting?

I mean sure, I keep pretty up to date with what's going on in the rap world. I check out the music blogs. I know the trends. I know what's hot right now.

But I wouldn't consider myself a "rap fan".

I just don't happen to spend as much time looking into rap as I do for other genres.

But if a track is really well done, I'll like it. Independent of genre.

If a track is done really poorly, I'll hate it. Independent of genre.

So why is it that there are constantly rappers with names like "Joey Ca$h" tracking me down and telling me that they are the "sickest rapper that anyone has ever seen".

Seriously?

All of their photos are taken posing in bathroom mirrors!

If someone was that sick, don't you think that they would have photos of themselves that weren't taken on an iPhone?

So please...if you're a shitty rapper, leave me alone.

I rarely check my Myspace anymore as it is. But for the times that I do, I'd rather not see any MC Whogivesafuck or DJ Sucksanasshole friend requests or messages waiting for me.